Does AI behave like a toxic ex? Here's the $2/month exit strategy.

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Does AI Behave Like a Toxic Ex? Here's the $2/month Exit Strategy.

There's a Dev.to article trending right now: "Does AI Behave Like a Toxic Ex?"

And honestly? The comparison is perfect.

The Toxic AI Relationship Pattern

You know how it goes:

Love bombing phase: "Try me free for 30 days! No limits!"
Dependency phase: You start relying on it. Your workflows change. You can't imagine working without it.
Price hike phase: "We're increasing to $20/month. Or $200/month for the 'real' features."
Gaslighting phase: "You're getting SO much value. This is basically free."
Leaving is hard phase: Your prompts, your history, your context — all locked in.

This is ChatGPT, Gemini, Copilot. Every Big AI.

The Developer Tax

Let's do the math on what "just $20/month" actually costs globally:

Country	ChatGPT Plus	SimplyLouie	Savings
Nigeria	N32,000/month	N3,200/month	90%
Philippines	P1,120/month	P112/month	90%
Kenya	KSh2,600/month	KSh260/month	90%
India	Rs1,600/month	Rs165/month	90%
Indonesia	Rp320,000/month	Rp32,000/month	90%
Mexico	MX$350/month	MX$35/month	90%
Brazil	R$100/month	R$10/month	90%

For a developer in Lagos or Manila, $20/month isn't a subscription fee. It's a tax on participation in the global tech economy.

What a Healthy AI Relationship Looks Like

Flat pricing. No surprise tiers.
Same model regardless of usage. No "lite" version.
No lock-in. Your prompts are your prompts.
Cancel anytime. No guilt. No dark patterns.

The Exit Strategy

I built SimplyLouie because I was tired of the toxic AI relationship model.

$2/month (or local equivalent — Rs165 in India, N3,200 in Nigeria, P112 in Philippines).

Same Claude API that powers Anthropic's own products. No watered-down model. No usage caps on what you actually need.

7-day free trial. Card required (we're a real business, not a lead gen funnel). Cancel before 7 days and you pay nothing.

# For developers: full API access too
curl -X POST https://simplylouie.com/api/chat \
  -H "Authorization: Bearer YOUR_KEY" \
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
  -d '{"message": "Review this code for security issues"}'